HOW TO ATTACH YOUR PATCH

1. FIND A FLAT SURFACE AND GET A TOWEL TO PUT DOWN.  

2. GET AN IRON, MAKE SURE IT'S EMPTY OF WATER, STEAM FUNCTION IS OFF, AND IT'S ON THE HIGHEST SETTING.

3. LAY DOWN FLAT, WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO JAZZ UP WITH THE PATCH. MAKE SURE THE FABRIC IS SOMETHING YOU CAN IRON WITH HIGH HEAT.

4. PLACE YOUR PATCH IN THE PERFECT POSITION.

5. HOLD YOUR IRON DOWN FLAT ON YOUR PATCH APPLYING PRESSURE FOR TEN SECONDS. DON'T MOVE IT AROUND. REMOVE YOUR IRON AND CHECK THE PATCH IS STUCK. IF NOT HOLD DOWN AGAIN FOR A FEW SECONDS. REPEAT UNTIL IT'S STUCK.

6. IF SOME BITS NEED A LITTLE BIT EXTRA PRESS DOWN ON THOSE INDIVIDUALLY.

7. WAIT UNTIL THE PATCH HAS COOLED. TURN THE LUCKY ITEM OVER (IF POSSIBLE) AND PRESS THE IRON ONTO THE BACKSIDE OF WHERE YOU PATCH IS TO REALLY SECURE IT.

8. AGAIN, WAIT FOR IT TO COOL.

NOW, I WOULD ALWAYS SUGGEST SEWING IT ON OR AT LEAST TACKING THE CORNERS (OR SIDES A LITTLE IF THERE AREN'T ANY CORNERS). IF YOU'RE NIMBLE FINGERED A SEWING NEEDLE WILL DO A PERFECT JOB.

9. HOWEVER, IF YOU'RE LAZY LIKE ME AND THE PATCH DOESN'T LAY OVER A POCKET OR AN IMPOSSIBLE TO REACH AREA I LIKE TO USE MY MACHINE.

10. ON THIS PATCH THE BACK ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE THIS.

11. THE END RESULT IS: THAT MY JACKET IS FULLY SICK AND MY PATCH ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE.